<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196</id><updated>2011-11-13T20:56:31.669-08:00</updated><title type='text'>News Flash</title><subtitle type='html'>These are just the nibblies. Yes; that's what I said. And if I see any of these  little ditties on a coffee cup without my permission they'll be trouble.

This Site Contains Adult Material 18+ Only Please</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' 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Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-8332834264860100551</id><published>2009-06-02T08:02:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-02T08:04:07.768-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Say The Word...</title><content type='html'>If you wanted me to stop,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you wanted me to go away,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you wanted to go home,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you wanted me at all,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then all you had to do ...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Was say the word.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-8332834264860100551?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-4412760844266036324</id><published>2008-11-11T06:04:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-11-11T06:04:58.967-08:00</updated><title type='text'>I Could...</title><content type='html'>Fall for you.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-4412760844266036324?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/4412760844266036324/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=4412760844266036324&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/4412760844266036324'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/4412760844266036324'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/11/i-could.html' title='I Could...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-6005407068189847917</id><published>2008-11-11T06:02:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-11-11T06:04:02.207-08:00</updated><title type='text'>For A Split Second...</title><content type='html'>Now I now why you called me a Lucky Girl.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For a split second I was almost First.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-6005407068189847917?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/6005407068189847917/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=6005407068189847917&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/6005407068189847917'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/6005407068189847917'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/11/split-second.html' title='For A Split Second...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-6851164432476050021</id><published>2008-11-11T05:50:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-11-11T05:52:09.584-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Everything Versus Nothing...</title><content type='html'>Whereas a sexual relationship can mean Nothing...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It can also be Everything.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I miss your tongue.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-6851164432476050021?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/6851164432476050021/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=6851164432476050021&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/6851164432476050021'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/6851164432476050021'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/11/everything-versus-nothing.html' title='Everything Versus Nothing...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-2261715404975454011</id><published>2008-11-11T05:46:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-11-11T05:50:10.388-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Jealous Fuck...</title><content type='html'>The way I see it...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I can do either of Two Things.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Become the Jealous Fuck.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Or walk away.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-2261715404975454011?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/2261715404975454011/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=2261715404975454011&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/2261715404975454011'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/2261715404975454011'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/11/jealous-fuck.html' title='Jealous Fuck...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-5442197317549546777</id><published>2008-11-11T05:43:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-11-11T05:45:53.705-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Please Be You...</title><content type='html'>There was a knock at the door...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Please be You", I thought to Myself.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And it Was...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Damon.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-5442197317549546777?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/5442197317549546777/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=5442197317549546777&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/5442197317549546777'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/5442197317549546777'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/11/please-be-you.html' title='Please Be You...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-8695105051871938918</id><published>2008-11-11T05:41:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-11-11T05:43:48.566-08:00</updated><title type='text'>So Post-Modern...</title><content type='html'>I stir my Vodka with a pen.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-8695105051871938918?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/8695105051871938918/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=8695105051871938918&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/8695105051871938918'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/8695105051871938918'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/11/so-post-modern.html' title='So Post-Modern...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-3261074315279025131</id><published>2008-10-21T04:47:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-21T04:51:59.719-07:00</updated><title type='text'>James Spot...</title><content type='html'>The funniest thing that I overheard today...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(By Little Son while he was playing 007 on the Playstation...)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"My name is Spot.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;James Spot".&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-3261074315279025131?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/3261074315279025131/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=3261074315279025131&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/3261074315279025131'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/3261074315279025131'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/10/spot-james-spot.html' title='James Spot...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-6508827740600237957</id><published>2008-10-21T04:43:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-21T04:47:11.728-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Why Mary Left Joseph...</title><content type='html'>I bet Mary left Joseph...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mary was illiterate. Otherwise She would have written the Story.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So: Because she couldn't write Her Story: I will.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is Our Story.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Herstory.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-6508827740600237957?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/6508827740600237957/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=6508827740600237957&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/6508827740600237957'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/6508827740600237957'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/10/mary-vs-joseph.html' title='Why Mary Left Joseph...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-3591694604724798486</id><published>2008-10-21T04:42:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-21T04:43:32.751-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Anyway...</title><content type='html'>When I asked him to stop...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He fucking did it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyway.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-3591694604724798486?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/3591694604724798486/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=3591694604724798486&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/3591694604724798486'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/3591694604724798486'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/10/anyway.html' title='Anyway...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-6767388584272813171</id><published>2008-10-21T04:41:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-21T04:42:24.507-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Behind The Wine...</title><content type='html'>Nobody knows what it's like...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To be Behind the Wine.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-6767388584272813171?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/6767388584272813171/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=6767388584272813171&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/6767388584272813171'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/6767388584272813171'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/10/behind-wine.html' title='Behind The Wine...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-7831270590695024912</id><published>2008-10-12T01:13:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-12T01:14:31.613-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Glass...</title><content type='html'>The glass should only Ever be half-filled.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-7831270590695024912?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/7831270590695024912/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=7831270590695024912&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/7831270590695024912'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/7831270590695024912'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/10/glass.html' title='The Glass...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-7606091149235405213</id><published>2008-08-21T00:15:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-08-21T00:16:36.713-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Butter Wee...</title><content type='html'>With the Life I lead I Should be mental...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But Are we?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-7606091149235405213?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/7606091149235405213/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=7606091149235405213&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/7606091149235405213'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/7606091149235405213'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/08/butter-wee.html' title='Butter Wee...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-4996595559103325478</id><published>2008-08-21T00:13:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-08-21T00:14:30.335-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Written On A Payslip...</title><content type='html'>I would like You to come home with me.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-4996595559103325478?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/4996595559103325478/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=4996595559103325478&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/4996595559103325478'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/4996595559103325478'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/08/written-on-payslip.html' title='Written On A Payslip...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-6523898489151179374</id><published>2008-06-14T23:25:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-14T23:26:01.891-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Thought Of The Day...</title><content type='html'>You seriously expect Me to keep this shit to Myself?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-6523898489151179374?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/6523898489151179374/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=6523898489151179374&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/6523898489151179374'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/6523898489151179374'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/06/thought-of-day.html' title='Thought Of The Day...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-2890798451500872326</id><published>2008-06-14T23:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-14T23:25:06.216-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Google Earth...</title><content type='html'>How on Google-Earth did you find Me?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-2890798451500872326?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/2890798451500872326/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=2890798451500872326&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/2890798451500872326'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/2890798451500872326'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/06/google-earth.html' title='Google Earth...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-1276840637827670122</id><published>2008-05-23T06:08:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-05-23T06:09:35.244-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Alternatively..</title><content type='html'>You could just ignore Me.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-1276840637827670122?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/1276840637827670122/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=1276840637827670122&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/1276840637827670122'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/1276840637827670122'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/05/alternatively.html' title='Alternatively..'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-1562736746897653276</id><published>2008-05-23T05:18:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-05-23T05:20:30.295-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Best Respone To Kriticism When Drunk...</title><content type='html'>Me Three.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-1562736746897653276?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/1562736746897653276/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=1562736746897653276&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/1562736746897653276'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/1562736746897653276'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/05/best-respone-to-criticism-when-drunk.html' title='The Best Respone To Kriticism When Drunk...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-2501300910866929743</id><published>2008-05-23T05:14:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-05-23T05:17:45.452-07:00</updated><title type='text'>I'm Feeling A Little...</title><content type='html'>PERFUNCTORY&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Done merely to get rid of a duty; performed mechanically and as a thing of rote; done in a careless and superficial manner; characterized by indifference; as, perfunctory admonitions. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Macaulay.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-2501300910866929743?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/2501300910866929743/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=2501300910866929743&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/2501300910866929743'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/2501300910866929743'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/05/im-feeling-alittle.html' title='I&apos;m Feeling A Little...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-8989228590055546644</id><published>2008-05-22T08:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-05-22T08:29:44.130-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Truth Hurts...</title><content type='html'>So.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You're leaving Me?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;About fucking time, I reckon.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-8989228590055546644?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/8989228590055546644/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=8989228590055546644&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/8989228590055546644'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/8989228590055546644'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/05/truth-hurts.html' title='Truth Hurts...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-2544566491101144425</id><published>2008-05-09T00:19:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-05-09T00:20:59.681-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Without You...</title><content type='html'>You don't deserve my loyalty.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm done with chasing you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I can do this without you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What do you think I've done for ten years. Or more.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-2544566491101144425?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/2544566491101144425/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=2544566491101144425&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/2544566491101144425'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/2544566491101144425'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/05/without-you.html' title='Without You...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-7578024092764896252</id><published>2008-05-07T23:48:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-05-07T23:49:49.962-07:00</updated><title type='text'>I Hope...</title><content type='html'>My silence is as disturbing to Him as what his is to mine.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-7578024092764896252?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/7578024092764896252/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=7578024092764896252&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/7578024092764896252'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/7578024092764896252'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/05/i-hope.html' title='I Hope...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-3689420633214624410</id><published>2008-05-07T14:19:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-05-07T14:21:52.709-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Nothing Left...</title><content type='html'>I'm Always going to defend Myself.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No other cunt will.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Think about Every nasty thing you've said and done.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For seventeen years.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And then tell Me how I should feel towards you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There is Nothing left.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-3689420633214624410?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/3689420633214624410/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=3689420633214624410&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/3689420633214624410'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/3689420633214624410'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/05/nothing-left.html' title='Nothing Left...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-4394863009934642105</id><published>2008-05-07T14:18:00.002-07:00</published><updated>2008-05-07T14:19:38.548-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Thanks...</title><content type='html'>Thanks for giving me Our kids.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I know you didn't mean (or want) to.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-4394863009934642105?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/4394863009934642105/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=4394863009934642105&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/4394863009934642105'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/4394863009934642105'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/05/thanks.html' title='Thanks...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-3162292225917184371</id><published>2008-05-07T14:18:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-05-07T14:18:45.068-07:00</updated><title type='text'>His Mission...</title><content type='html'>Why is it his mission in Life to bring Me down?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-3162292225917184371?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/3162292225917184371/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=3162292225917184371&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/3162292225917184371'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/3162292225917184371'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/05/his-mission.html' title='His Mission...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-3215583616942381074</id><published>2008-05-07T14:15:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-05-07T14:17:35.312-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Love Of My Life...</title><content type='html'>The Love of my Life...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Won't make (or let) me doubt Myself.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-3215583616942381074?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/3215583616942381074/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=3215583616942381074&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/3215583616942381074'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/3215583616942381074'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/05/love-of-my-life.html' title='The Love Of My Life...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-7892648845512675952</id><published>2008-05-07T14:13:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-05-07T14:15:33.282-07:00</updated><title type='text'>I Do...</title><content type='html'>Everytime I take You back I feel like a fucking idiot.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm Nothing to you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Remember?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Because I Sure-the-fuck Do.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-7892648845512675952?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/7892648845512675952/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=7892648845512675952&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/7892648845512675952'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/7892648845512675952'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/05/i-do.html' title='I Do...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-1265477360457736666</id><published>2008-04-17T07:08:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-17T07:09:24.098-07:00</updated><title type='text'>It's Different...</title><content type='html'>This time I won't be asking him to come back home...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This time...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's Different.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-1265477360457736666?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/1265477360457736666/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=1265477360457736666&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/1265477360457736666'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/1265477360457736666'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/04/its-different.html' title='It&apos;s Different...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-7199655793941184753</id><published>2008-04-16T04:01:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-16T04:02:31.608-07:00</updated><title type='text'>By The Way...</title><content type='html'>Where's my fucking toaster???&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-7199655793941184753?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/7199655793941184753/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=7199655793941184753&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/7199655793941184753'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/7199655793941184753'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/04/by-way.html' title='By The Way...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-8287123832077667280</id><published>2008-04-16T03:58:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-16T03:59:13.519-07:00</updated><title type='text'>How The Tables Turn...</title><content type='html'>Now He is throwing sex at Me!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-8287123832077667280?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/8287123832077667280/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=8287123832077667280&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/8287123832077667280'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/8287123832077667280'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/04/how-tables-turn.html' title='How The Tables Turn...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-2837326122493997768</id><published>2008-04-08T19:15:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-08T19:16:31.938-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Articulating Madness...</title><content type='html'>I can articulate madness.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That's what makes Me sane.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-2837326122493997768?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/2837326122493997768/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=2837326122493997768&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/2837326122493997768'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/2837326122493997768'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/04/articulating-madness.html' title='Articulating Madness...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-2562960085549838248</id><published>2008-04-08T19:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-08T19:12:07.047-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Explains It All...</title><content type='html'>Seeing as I am the Fuckwit that you claim I Appear to be...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What-else-the-Fuck did you expect?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No wonder I've been too busy to call.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That Explains it All.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-2562960085549838248?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/2562960085549838248/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=2562960085549838248&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/2562960085549838248'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/2562960085549838248'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/04/explains-it-all.html' title='Explains It All...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-3783817505045513960</id><published>2008-04-08T19:09:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-08T19:10:12.548-07:00</updated><title type='text'>What Do You Prefer?</title><content type='html'>The Music?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Or the Words?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-3783817505045513960?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/3783817505045513960/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=3783817505045513960&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/3783817505045513960'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/3783817505045513960'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/04/what-do-you-prefer.html' title='What Do You Prefer?'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-7511791430102731893</id><published>2008-03-31T06:27:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-03-31T06:30:58.175-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Two Wrongs...</title><content type='html'>One thing I'll never do is give up on Us. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You won't make me go away easily...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'll always be this way. You're mine. Even when you don't think so.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If I've fucked up in Every way then so did You. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I know now that two wrongs don't make a right.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I need you to forgive Me and start being nice again.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I want you to fall in love with Me again.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You have to want Me back.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-7511791430102731893?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/7511791430102731893/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=7511791430102731893&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/7511791430102731893'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/7511791430102731893'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/03/two-wrongs.html' title='Two Wrongs...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-2953651354178909900</id><published>2008-03-27T23:51:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-03-27T23:52:50.804-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Kaleidoscope...</title><content type='html'>Little Son looked through a kaleidoscope...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And said, "Mummy! You're full of stars!"&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-2953651354178909900?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/2953651354178909900/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=2953651354178909900&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/2953651354178909900'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/2953651354178909900'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/03/kaleidoscope.html' title='Kaleidoscope...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-3572173862266159919</id><published>2008-02-13T18:38:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-04-08T19:14:03.407-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Bottom Line...</title><content type='html'>The Bottom Line is...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I don't want somebody who doesn't want Me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I gave you the benefit of the doubt.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I believed you when you said you wouldn't lie to me again.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You didn't prove me wrong; everything I believed to be true and would happen; it has.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I've played the victim as long as I've known you; there are reasons why and you know  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;what they are because you largely caused them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I don't need your fucking favours.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Or your invalid reasons and excuses.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You can shove them up your well-fucked arse.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-3572173862266159919?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/3572173862266159919/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=3572173862266159919&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/3572173862266159919'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/3572173862266159919'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/02/bottom-line.html' title='The Bottom Line...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-6316591196355741057</id><published>2008-02-13T18:37:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-02-13T18:37:38.543-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Great Expectations...</title><content type='html'>People come to expect entitlements.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-6316591196355741057?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/6316591196355741057/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=6316591196355741057&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/6316591196355741057'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/6316591196355741057'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/02/great-expectations.html' title='Great Expectations...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-6617824226757108433</id><published>2008-02-13T18:35:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-02-13T18:36:50.732-08:00</updated><title type='text'>I Wish...</title><content type='html'>That I could lock the door.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Once and for all.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On You.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-6617824226757108433?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/6617824226757108433/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=6617824226757108433&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/6617824226757108433'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/6617824226757108433'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/02/i-wish-i-could-lock-door.html' title='I Wish...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-5419393957364311939</id><published>2008-02-13T18:34:00.002-08:00</published><updated>2008-02-13T18:35:50.698-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Done...</title><content type='html'>It really is Done.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Because I'll Never trust you again.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-5419393957364311939?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/5419393957364311939/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=5419393957364311939&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/5419393957364311939'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/5419393957364311939'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/02/done.html' title='Done...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-7633321388814989229</id><published>2008-02-13T18:34:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-02-13T18:34:50.142-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Remember This...</title><content type='html'>You're the one who's leaving me.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-7633321388814989229?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/7633321388814989229/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=7633321388814989229&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/7633321388814989229'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/7633321388814989229'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/02/remember-this.html' title='Remember This...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-418164308863258035</id><published>2008-02-13T18:32:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-02-13T18:34:07.791-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Time To Go...</title><content type='html'>You won't miss me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That's how I know it's time to go.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-418164308863258035?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/418164308863258035/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=418164308863258035&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/418164308863258035'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/418164308863258035'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/02/time-to-go.html' title='Time To Go...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-2993934484878217979</id><published>2008-02-12T22:40:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-02-12T22:41:06.141-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Quick Enough...</title><content type='html'>He couldn't get out of here.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Quick enough.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-2993934484878217979?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/2993934484878217979/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=2993934484878217979&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/2993934484878217979'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/2993934484878217979'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/02/quick-enough.html' title='Quick Enough...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-8088440942857270158</id><published>2008-02-12T22:29:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-02-12T22:30:50.936-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The Last Ten Years...</title><content type='html'>The last ten years...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Have been debilatating.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-8088440942857270158?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/8088440942857270158/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=8088440942857270158&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/8088440942857270158'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/8088440942857270158'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/02/last-ten-years.html' title='The Last Ten Years...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-3638385742938920549</id><published>2008-02-12T22:26:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-02-12T22:26:49.872-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Two Fuckheads...</title><content type='html'>We aren't some Entity...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We are just Two Fuckheads.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Who fuck.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-3638385742938920549?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/3638385742938920549/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=3638385742938920549&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/3638385742938920549'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/3638385742938920549'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/02/two-fuckheads.html' title='Two Fuckheads...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-7340130368554210844</id><published>2008-02-12T21:37:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-02-12T21:37:48.398-08:00</updated><title type='text'>At Least...</title><content type='html'>My character has never been up before a Judge.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-7340130368554210844?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/7340130368554210844/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=7340130368554210844&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/7340130368554210844'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/7340130368554210844'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/02/at-least.html' title='At Least...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-4453790586215691305</id><published>2008-02-12T17:14:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-02-12T17:15:19.683-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Too Far Gone...</title><content type='html'>This time I think We're too far gone.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-4453790586215691305?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/4453790586215691305/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=4453790586215691305&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/4453790586215691305'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/4453790586215691305'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/02/too-far-gone.html' title='Too Far Gone...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-375159200707189098</id><published>2008-02-12T17:12:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-02-12T17:13:45.899-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The Impossible Dream...</title><content type='html'>I don't want a fuck.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I want him to fall in love with me again.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-375159200707189098?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/375159200707189098/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=375159200707189098&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/375159200707189098'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/375159200707189098'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/02/impossible-dream.html' title='The Impossible Dream...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-5954582411505025034</id><published>2008-02-12T02:21:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-02-12T02:22:52.072-08:00</updated><title type='text'>News Flash...</title><content type='html'>This time I'm not going to expect a fucking thing.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-5954582411505025034?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/5954582411505025034/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=5954582411505025034&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/5954582411505025034'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/5954582411505025034'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/02/news-flash.html' title='News Flash...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-480679117523672716</id><published>2008-02-11T22:27:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-02-11T22:27:45.614-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Thin...</title><content type='html'>What's keeping Me thin?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Junk.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-480679117523672716?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/480679117523672716/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=480679117523672716&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/480679117523672716'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/480679117523672716'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/02/thin.html' title='Thin...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-5868150800576711220</id><published>2008-02-10T17:23:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-02-10T17:34:43.900-08:00</updated><title type='text'>To Coin A Word...</title><content type='html'>If something is Googleable it must somehow exist.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lucridty; the demonstrating of ludicrous behaviour.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As in; the Lucridity of Twink.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-5868150800576711220?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/5868150800576711220/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=5868150800576711220&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/5868150800576711220'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/5868150800576711220'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/02/to-coin-word.html' title='To Coin A Word...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-6388171821491083671</id><published>2008-02-06T04:14:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-02-06T04:15:33.782-08:00</updated><title type='text'>That's All Folks...</title><content type='html'>Enough's Enough, People...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm outta here.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-6388171821491083671?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/6388171821491083671/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=6388171821491083671&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/6388171821491083671'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/6388171821491083671'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/02/thats-all-folks.html' title='That&apos;s All Folks...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-1036880189937936967</id><published>2008-02-06T04:02:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-02-06T04:02:53.894-08:00</updated><title type='text'>You've Just Lost...</title><content type='html'>Keep sticking up for Her...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You've just lost. Your Wife. And Kids.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-1036880189937936967?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/1036880189937936967/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=1036880189937936967&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/1036880189937936967'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/1036880189937936967'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/02/youve-just-lost.html' title='You&apos;ve Just Lost...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-8404574175332194805</id><published>2008-02-06T04:01:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-02-06T04:01:53.516-08:00</updated><title type='text'>I Can...</title><content type='html'>I Can do this alone.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'll just have to get used to it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fast.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-8404574175332194805?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/8404574175332194805/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=8404574175332194805&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/8404574175332194805'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/8404574175332194805'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/02/i-can.html' title='I Can...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-7236307306602129891</id><published>2008-02-06T04:00:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-02-06T04:01:02.259-08:00</updated><title type='text'>My Poem...</title><content type='html'>For the first time ever you get no say.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fuck you and your silent way.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-7236307306602129891?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/7236307306602129891/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=7236307306602129891&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/7236307306602129891'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/7236307306602129891'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/02/my-poem.html' title='My Poem...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-452482694631622955</id><published>2008-02-06T03:58:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-02-06T03:59:50.952-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Liar...</title><content type='html'>Lie in someone else's bed.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-452482694631622955?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/452482694631622955/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=452482694631622955&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/452482694631622955'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/452482694631622955'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/02/liar.html' title='Liar...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-2480582815565351705</id><published>2008-02-06T03:57:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-02-06T03:58:43.269-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Revenge...</title><content type='html'>I fucking begged you to stay last night.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And you walked away.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Said you needed space.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Revenge. It's going to be fucking sweet.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-2480582815565351705?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/2480582815565351705/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=2480582815565351705&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/2480582815565351705'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/2480582815565351705'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/02/revenge.html' title='Revenge...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-3868461086031453664</id><published>2008-01-30T13:36:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-30T13:38:58.663-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The Town Bike...</title><content type='html'>What did You think was gonna happen?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Did you expect me to be friends with Her again?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-3868461086031453664?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/3868461086031453664/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=3868461086031453664&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/3868461086031453664'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/3868461086031453664'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/01/town-bike.html' title='The Town Bike...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-8566394902348914850</id><published>2008-01-30T13:34:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-30T13:35:57.674-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Affairs Of The Heart...</title><content type='html'>It's Not just sex...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It can also be Betrayal.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-8566394902348914850?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/8566394902348914850/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=8566394902348914850&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/8566394902348914850'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/8566394902348914850'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/01/affairs-of-heart.html' title='Affairs Of The Heart...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-3257720978415429982</id><published>2008-01-29T03:16:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-29T03:17:03.197-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Unforgiven...</title><content type='html'>Just because you've forgiven Yourself doesn't mean I will.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-3257720978415429982?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/3257720978415429982/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=3257720978415429982&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/3257720978415429982'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/3257720978415429982'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/01/unforgiven.html' title='Unforgiven...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-1435677631956054160</id><published>2008-01-29T03:15:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-29T03:16:06.051-08:00</updated><title type='text'>My Side...</title><content type='html'>I tell My side of the story.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-1435677631956054160?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/1435677631956054160/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=1435677631956054160&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/1435677631956054160'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/1435677631956054160'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/01/my-side.html' title='My Side...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-7643689070266768217</id><published>2008-01-29T03:14:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-29T03:15:36.000-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Casualty Of Love...</title><content type='html'>The first casualty of (war)love is lies (truth).&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-7643689070266768217?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/7643689070266768217/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=7643689070266768217&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/7643689070266768217'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/7643689070266768217'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/01/casualty-of-love.html' title='Casualty Of Love...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-6991372372212364946</id><published>2008-01-09T05:34:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-09T05:35:30.538-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Fuckable...</title><content type='html'>Fuckable...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...but Unlikeable.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-6991372372212364946?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/6991372372212364946/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=6991372372212364946&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/6991372372212364946'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/6991372372212364946'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/01/fuckable.html' title='Fuckable...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-3124888649242684914</id><published>2008-01-09T05:01:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-09T05:01:37.892-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Slogans Heroes..</title><content type='html'>I wanna know.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Who writes the slogans?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-3124888649242684914?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/3124888649242684914/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=3124888649242684914&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/3124888649242684914'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/3124888649242684914'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/01/slogans-heroes.html' title='Slogans Heroes..'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-3263059296830163193</id><published>2008-01-09T04:59:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-09T05:00:39.684-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Not Hot...</title><content type='html'>I may not be hot...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But I'm still one of the most interesting people I've ever met.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-3263059296830163193?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/3263059296830163193/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=3263059296830163193&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/3263059296830163193'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/3263059296830163193'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/01/not-hot.html' title='Not Hot...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-2025342468125254522</id><published>2008-01-09T04:58:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-09T04:59:16.852-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Here Without You...</title><content type='html'>He only likes Me when...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...He's off his head.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-2025342468125254522?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/2025342468125254522/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=2025342468125254522&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/2025342468125254522'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/2025342468125254522'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/01/here-without-you.html' title='Here Without You...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-2584164490617506711</id><published>2008-01-09T04:57:00.002-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-09T04:58:31.951-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Evil Bitch...</title><content type='html'>I am an evil bitch.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When I want to be.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-2584164490617506711?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/2584164490617506711/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=2584164490617506711&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/2584164490617506711'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/2584164490617506711'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/01/evil-bitch.html' title='Evil Bitch...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-4083947400685999791</id><published>2008-01-09T04:57:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-09T04:57:51.162-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Fucked Up...</title><content type='html'>Maybe I am fucked up...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...but I'd still rather be Me than You.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-4083947400685999791?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/4083947400685999791/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=4083947400685999791&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/4083947400685999791'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/4083947400685999791'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/01/fucked-up.html' title='Fucked Up...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-3185706046645098888</id><published>2008-01-09T04:56:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-09T04:56:45.295-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Negative Positive...</title><content type='html'>Because its Not a positive if you are doing it with anyone but Me.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-3185706046645098888?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/3185706046645098888/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=3185706046645098888&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/3185706046645098888'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/3185706046645098888'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/01/negative-positive.html' title='Negative Positive...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-9181047280662367153</id><published>2008-01-09T04:55:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-09T04:55:46.802-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Lest Ye Be Judged...</title><content type='html'>Judge me as the person I am today.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-9181047280662367153?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/9181047280662367153/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=9181047280662367153&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/9181047280662367153'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/9181047280662367153'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/01/lest-ye-be-judged.html' title='Lest Ye Be Judged...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-1761368655048454220</id><published>2008-01-09T04:54:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-09T04:54:59.027-08:00</updated><title type='text'>On Cheating...</title><content type='html'>Only cheat.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For a reason.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-1761368655048454220?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/1761368655048454220/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=1761368655048454220&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/1761368655048454220'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/1761368655048454220'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/01/on-cheating.html' title='On Cheating...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-4728103380683194761</id><published>2008-01-09T04:52:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-09T04:54:11.876-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Telemarketer...</title><content type='html'>I got jealous.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Over a telemarketer.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She was a Skank. And for a moment I hated her.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And I don't hate Anyone.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-4728103380683194761?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/4728103380683194761/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=4728103380683194761&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/4728103380683194761'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/4728103380683194761'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2008/01/telemarketer.html' title='Telemarketer...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-1262023341668504089</id><published>2007-12-12T03:20:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2007-12-12T03:21:04.273-08:00</updated><title type='text'>???...</title><content type='html'>What do you call a redundant housewife?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-1262023341668504089?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/1262023341668504089/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=1262023341668504089&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/1262023341668504089'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/1262023341668504089'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2007/12/blog-post.html' title='???...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-8324242641056057043</id><published>2007-12-05T05:02:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-12-05T05:03:10.651-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Me...</title><content type='html'>Only one person is going to get me through this.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Me.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-8324242641056057043?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/8324242641056057043/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=8324242641056057043&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/8324242641056057043'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/8324242641056057043'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2007/12/me_05.html' title='Me...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-8764716936590041692</id><published>2007-12-05T05:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-12-05T05:01:40.044-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Wake Up Call...</title><content type='html'>It took you telling Me that you hated me for me to wake up to Myself.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-8764716936590041692?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/8764716936590041692/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=8764716936590041692&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/8764716936590041692'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/8764716936590041692'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2007/12/wake-up-call.html' title='Wake Up Call...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-3754774580494271995</id><published>2007-12-05T04:59:00.002-08:00</published><updated>2007-12-05T05:00:52.997-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Fair And Reasonable...</title><content type='html'>Do you want to be fair and reasonable about this?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Or do you want to make it as difficult as possible?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-3754774580494271995?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/3754774580494271995/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=3754774580494271995&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/3754774580494271995'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/3754774580494271995'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2007/12/fair-and-reasonable.html' title='Fair And Reasonable...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-2913573043696669198</id><published>2007-12-05T04:59:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2007-12-05T04:59:52.759-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Just Ask...</title><content type='html'>I'll always be here for You.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You only have to ask.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-2913573043696669198?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/2913573043696669198/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=2913573043696669198&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/2913573043696669198'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/2913573043696669198'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2007/12/just-ask.html' title='Just Ask...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-6568626101890923846</id><published>2007-12-05T04:58:00.004-08:00</published><updated>2007-12-05T05:02:23.361-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The Only One...</title><content type='html'>I'm the only one I have to please.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-6568626101890923846?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/6568626101890923846/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=6568626101890923846&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/6568626101890923846'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/6568626101890923846'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2007/12/me.html' title='The Only One...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-2324749186652527362</id><published>2007-12-05T04:58:00.003-08:00</published><updated>2007-12-05T04:58:46.454-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Family...</title><content type='html'>You had a Family, hubby.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And you threw it away.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-2324749186652527362?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/2324749186652527362/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=2324749186652527362&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/2324749186652527362'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/2324749186652527362'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2007/12/family.html' title='Family...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-8712801010554015662</id><published>2007-12-05T04:57:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2007-12-05T04:57:58.349-08:00</updated><title type='text'>When It Was Good...</title><content type='html'>I'm missing what we had.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When it was Good.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-8712801010554015662?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/8712801010554015662/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=8712801010554015662&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/8712801010554015662'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/8712801010554015662'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2007/12/when-it-was-good.html' title='When It Was Good...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-8994736918263322029</id><published>2007-11-28T15:15:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-28T15:16:05.575-08:00</updated><title type='text'>No Sympathy</title><content type='html'>No Sympathy please.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'll have Ecstasy.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-8994736918263322029?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/8994736918263322029/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=8994736918263322029&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-2852980016254528269?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/2852980016254528269/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=2852980016254528269&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/2852980016254528269'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/2852980016254528269'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2007/11/cant-say.html' title='Can&apos;t Say...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-8470301899482182736</id><published>2007-11-28T15:10:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-28T15:11:20.983-08:00</updated><title type='text'>How Long He Changes For...</title><content type='html'>Three Days.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tops.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-8470301899482182736?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/8470301899482182736/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=8470301899482182736&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/8470301899482182736'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/8470301899482182736'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2007/11/how-long-he-changes-for.html' title='How Long He Changes For...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-2188263820093607646</id><published>2007-11-28T15:09:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-28T15:10:31.563-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Mothers V Wives...</title><content type='html'>Who needs a mother when you've got a Wife?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-2188263820093607646?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/2188263820093607646/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=2188263820093607646&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/2188263820093607646'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/2188263820093607646'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2007/11/mothers-v-wives.html' title='Mothers V Wives...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-4127157831059084970</id><published>2007-11-28T15:08:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-28T15:09:42.291-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Someday...</title><content type='html'>I said you could come back Someday...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But you rocked up on Sunday.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-4127157831059084970?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/4127157831059084970/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=4127157831059084970&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/4127157831059084970'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/4127157831059084970'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2007/11/someday.html' title='Someday...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-7965972898397591895</id><published>2007-11-28T15:06:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-28T15:08:49.070-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Too Selfish For That...</title><content type='html'>I don't believe you cried about Me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It must have been the wrong guy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You are too selfish for That.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And you just Proved it.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-7965972898397591895?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/7965972898397591895/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=7965972898397591895&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/7965972898397591895'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/7965972898397591895'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2007/11/too-selfish-for-that.html' title='Too Selfish For That...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-4744485593851153327</id><published>2007-11-26T23:06:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-26T23:07:46.776-08:00</updated><title type='text'>RIP Bernie Banton...</title><content type='html'>Rest in Peace Bernie.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your tireless efforts for patients suffering from Asbestos related diseases will never be forgotten.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You died in vain. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But you are a Hero.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-4744485593851153327?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/4744485593851153327/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=4744485593851153327&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/4744485593851153327'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/4744485593851153327'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2007/11/rip-bernie-banton.html' title='RIP Bernie Banton...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-3760993335111639856</id><published>2007-11-26T21:54:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-26T21:55:49.828-08:00</updated><title type='text'>An Update...</title><content type='html'>There was a story, child rapist behind bars, (our former neighbor’s son), was given 18 years in jail for his trouble, will be eligible for parole in 2020.   Pity the poor girls. Plus his family.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-3760993335111639856?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/3760993335111639856/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=3760993335111639856&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/3760993335111639856'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/3760993335111639856'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2007/11/update.html' title='An Update...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-695680017262850108</id><published>2007-11-21T21:48:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-21T21:50:03.400-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Spice Girl...</title><content type='html'>Wanna be my Rebound Fuck?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-695680017262850108?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/695680017262850108/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=695680017262850108&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/695680017262850108'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/695680017262850108'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2007/11/spice-girl.html' title='Spice Girl...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-2884288926259673181</id><published>2007-11-21T21:47:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-21T21:48:42.541-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The Simple Life...</title><content type='html'>As long as I don't have to drive You anywhere in the morning...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My Life is already Simpler.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-2884288926259673181?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/2884288926259673181/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=2884288926259673181&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/2884288926259673181'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/2884288926259673181'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2007/11/simple-life.html' title='The Simple Life...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-1955033928151003059</id><published>2007-11-21T21:46:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-21T21:47:26.476-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Forgive Me...</title><content type='html'>I'll give you something to forgive Me for.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-1955033928151003059?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-6434174137916240592</id><published>2007-11-21T21:45:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-21T21:46:45.899-08:00</updated><title type='text'>It's Genetic...</title><content type='html'>I'm related to Ronald Fucking-Mc-Donald.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-6434174137916240592?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/6434174137916240592/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=6434174137916240592&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' 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Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-4559236848071783783</id><published>2007-11-21T21:44:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-21T21:44:49.064-08:00</updated><title type='text'>No Good...</title><content type='html'>Don't tell Me you think I had it Good.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-4559236848071783783?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/4559236848071783783/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=4559236848071783783&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/4559236848071783783'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/4559236848071783783'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2007/11/no-good.html' title='No Good...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-3864880366314549666</id><published>2007-11-21T21:43:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-21T21:44:00.752-08:00</updated><title type='text'>You Did Me Wrong...</title><content type='html'>I've decided not to miss out anymore.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You can think what you like.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You're the one who did Me wrong.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-3864880366314549666?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/3864880366314549666/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=3864880366314549666&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/3864880366314549666'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/3864880366314549666'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2007/11/you-did-me-wrong.html' title='You Did Me Wrong...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-7792759426765900831</id><published>2007-11-21T21:41:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-21T21:42:56.337-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Not Me...</title><content type='html'>And I'm Not the ugliest chick you ever fucked...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Annissa and Fleur were.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-7792759426765900831?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/7792759426765900831/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=7792759426765900831&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/7792759426765900831'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/18601196/posts/default/7792759426765900831'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/2007/11/not-me.html' title='Not Me...'/><author><name>Miss Construed...</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04769739542200357809</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-4626201732429053878</id><published>2007-11-21T21:40:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-21T21:41:41.970-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Mate...</title><content type='html'>You have a root lined up for Friday?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Possibly two?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Good.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Stay with them. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Treat them like shit instead of Me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You don't appreciate anything you've had.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Including Me and the kids.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You've blown your last chance.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mate.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He had a dog called Mate.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-4626201732429053878?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18601196.post-8257654748851656319</id><published>2007-11-21T21:38:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-21T21:39:44.549-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Says Everything...</title><content type='html'>Tonight I don't know where you are.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And I don't care.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18601196-8257654748851656319?l=flashfoonery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://flashfoonery.blogspot.com/feeds/8257654748851656319/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18601196&amp;postID=8257654748851656319&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' 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