Open Letter To Strangers...

To All The Stranger's in the World...

I promise to never seek you out if you promise to do the same for me.

I would Never stalk a Stranger.

Mother Nature Vs god...

Mother Nature shits all over god.

Today's The Day...

Today's the Day...

That I looked in the mirror and thought out loud

"You're okay".

That's never happened before.

Friday...

Thank god it's Friday tommorow...

I love mopping day.

You Said Yes...

I asked you if you still loved me.

You said Yes....

But I don't believe you anymore.

Housework...

Housework.

The pay is shit- but somebody has to do it.

Okay I'm A Bitch...

I might be a bitch but at least I'm not a push-over.

Nobody...

Who can work out the minds of so-called men?

Who Came First...

Who came first?

The chicken or the rooster?

Why Ask Why...

Who cares why men do anything?

Cyber-Freak...

We don't know each other.

I could just be some sort of cyber-freak like you.

I Am A...

Monogomous Slut.

Band Wagon...

Stop trying to jump on my band wagon.

Freaks...

Some people don't like beetroot.

Freaks.

Selfishness...

The cost of being emotionally detached is selfishness.

An Orgasm A Day...

An orgasm a day keeps depression away.

So...kiss me everynight.

Make love to me everyday.

And that will be enough.

As Funny As...

You're about as funny as a horse holding a fishing rod.

Walking Into A Door...

How did I break my tail-bone?

Walking into a door.

Self-Absorption...

Self-absorption leads to the neglect of everybody around you.

I neglect everyone but me.

There's no lunch for pre-school in the morning.

The Truth Is...

You were in a cunt of a mood before we even left the house.

Weren't ya?