???...

What do you call a redundant housewife?

Me...

Only one person is going to get me through this.

Me.

Wake Up Call...

It took you telling Me that you hated me for me to wake up to Myself.

Fair And Reasonable...

Do you want to be fair and reasonable about this?

Or do you want to make it as difficult as possible?

Just Ask...

I'll always be here for You.

You only have to ask.

The Only One...

I'm the only one I have to please.

Family...

You had a Family, hubby.

And you threw it away.

When It Was Good...

I'm missing what we had.

When it was Good.

No Sympathy

No Sympathy please.

I'll have Ecstasy.

Can't Say...

You can't say I didn't try.

How Long He Changes For...

Three Days.

Tops.

Mothers V Wives...

Who needs a mother when you've got a Wife?

Someday...

I said you could come back Someday...

But you rocked up on Sunday.

Too Selfish For That...

I don't believe you cried about Me.

It must have been the wrong guy.

You are too selfish for That.

And you just Proved it.

RIP Bernie Banton...

Rest in Peace Bernie.

Your tireless efforts for patients suffering from Asbestos related diseases will never be forgotten.

You died in vain.

But you are a Hero.

An Update...

There was a story, child rapist behind bars, (our former neighbor’s son), was given 18 years in jail for his trouble, will be eligible for parole in 2020. Pity the poor girls. Plus his family.

Spice Girl...

Wanna be my Rebound Fuck?

The Simple Life...

As long as I don't have to drive You anywhere in the morning...

My Life is already Simpler.

Forgive Me...

I'll give you something to forgive Me for.

It's Genetic...

I'm related to Ronald Fucking-Mc-Donald.