Tell Me Why...

Tell me Why I don't like Mondays being played on a Thursday?

Cum Ova...

Cum Ova.

That's how the trouble begins...

Things Not To Say To Butchers # 292...

I'll have a piece of your best gib.

Cos I like it.

Simple Creature...

I'm a simpler creature than you.

Don't try to fix me.

You're the one who's broken...

Get Over It...

The truth is that I cut it.

And you don't.

So get over it.

Get It???

Does fungus get it?

Excuses Excuses...

Don't use me as your excuse.

I don't use you for mine.

Shinjuries...

Shinjuries...injuries sustained to the shins

Hormotional

Hormotional...an emotional condition brought on by one's one hormones

Scared Cake...

We were at the Park...

Me: There's lot of birds around here, huh?

My Little Son: Don't say that to my cake- you'll make it scared.

Not Dead Yet...

I've been dying now for 11060 days.

Dennis The Penis...

Dennis the Penis.

Who says I don't rhyme?

What Gets Me Off...

It gets me off getting you off.

No No No...

I haven't said No to anybody today.

No wonder I feel like I've been fucked up the arse twice.

No Choice...

You shouldn't feel like you've got any other choice but to be here either.

Mistake...

Don't ever mistake that you are safe.

The First Five Years...

Having children doesn't ruin your Life.

It just feels that way for the first five years.

You Fuck My Body...

You fuck my body

Then ignore my mind...

Birthday Pallindrome...

06/09/06

Happy Birthday to Me!!

Happy 200th Post for News Flash!!

Crocodile Tears...

Steve Irwin- The Crocodile Hunter- died this morning near Cairns, Australia- from the result of a stingray barb directly to the lung.

Thoughts are with Terri, Bindi and baby Bob.

He was a fair dinkum Aussie and he will be sadly and fondly missed.