Insults...

Is that It?

All you have are insults.

My T-Shirt Says...

Just an Observer

Truth Hurts...

How does it feel to have your kids laugh at you?

Silence Of The Dog...

You talk to the dog 'cos the dog don't talk back...

The Words To My Little Son's New Song...

Tiny Kangeroo's...

Down Sport!

All That Matters...

What matters is that I still love sucking you off.

We can get through anything.

Cleaners...

Cleaners start at the bottom...

Bush Confidence...

I think all girls need a little Bush Confidence.

and I'm not talking about George W...

Grow The Fuck Up...

I just wanna say to my Hubby...

Grow The Fuck Up!

My Motto For The Day...

Give credit when credits due

Stop...

Stop taking your shit out on Me

Doesn't Make You Right...

Putting me down doesn't make you right.

Say What???

Dicely fine one onion.

Fireworks...

I doubt that fireworks have the same effect in the Middle East.

Pretty Please...

Can somebody else buy all my kids' Christmas presents this year?

Good Fucking Question...

If drugs are so bad for you then why do they feel so fucking good?

Go Figure...

I'm a god damn Virgo and I live in a pig-sty.

Better On Paper...

I look...better on paper.

The Big Question...

Who did the dinosaurs pray to?

You Love Bum Sex...

Things Not to write on the shower wall with foam alphabet letters- especially if your hubby isn't planning on showering that night- but your teenage son is...

You Love Bum Sex.

At least he saw the funny side of it...