Only I...

Only I know what I have done

Quote Of The Day...

I give the same kind of head whether I'm wearing lipstick or not.

The Plan...

The Plan...

...is not to deviate from The Plan.

The Look...

Twelve year old boy, you say?

Because that's the Exact look I was trying to achieve.

By The Way...

People tell Me all the time I'm Better than You.

The Names Friends Call You...

Pete...Rupert...Rick...

Not even close!

Unisexual...

I've decided.

I'm a Unisexual.

If He Was Me...

If He was Me...

...He would've been home by now.

Forrest Gimp...

In the tradition of Forrest Gimp...

Like is like a 69er.

You should only give as good as you get.

Klinger...

I cling to You ...

because You're all I know.

Forgive Me But...

I wouldn't want to go on Pre-Teen Big Brother.

The Generation Gap...

First there was the War babies.

Then the Baby Boomers. Then the Flower Children.

Then Generation X spawned Generation Why Me...

The Answer To Everything...

He's just got to stop believing that I'm ugly.

The Sixth Sense...

My Sixth Sense tells Me...

I say mean things.

Goodness...

Is it an act of godness; or goodness?

god...

god Was a scientist.

Available For Parties...

Only a Buffoon would wear a t-shirt that says Available For Parties.

To a Wake.

(True Story)

About Me...

Can Talk.

Dinner Invitation...

Dinner offer reduced to Cheese on Toast.

Same conditions apply.

Fuck I'm Good...

Just call Me Fig.