The Seventeen Year Itch...

I'm suffering from...

The Seventeen Year Itch.

Mental Abuse...

Mental Abuse.

It's not Just words.

That's A Lie...

I tell the Truth 99% of the time.

Water War...

I just heard on the radio that a 66 year old Grandfather was kicked and bashed to death in his front garden by a 36 year old man.

He had been watering his lawn. And there are strict water restrictions in place.

The Water War has begun.

I hate being right.

I'm Scared...

That I won't get a Chance to regret This.

Tonight...

I'll wear his jumper to bed for the last time.

Somewhere Else...

I'd rather be Somewhere Else.

These Days...

I've been touching Myself with fingers that wish they were Yours.

The Jingle Ball...

A great name for a Nudist's Christmas party.

How I Wish To Be Remembered...

A Modern-Day Descartes.

The Cycle...

Thank Fuck I never had a daughter.

The Cycle ends with Me.

She'll never have to put up with an Arse like him.

Running With Knifes (As Opposed To Scissors)...

I'm putting the knives away.

That's how much I care.

When It Counts...

When it counts I'm there.

When it Counts I don't judge You.

When it counts I Stand by you.

I've Stood by.

The Difference...

I don't masterbate.

I fuck Myself.

There's a differance.

Only I...

Only I know what I have done

Quote Of The Day...

I give the same kind of head whether I'm wearing lipstick or not.

The Plan...

The Plan...

...is not to deviate from The Plan.

The Look...

Twelve year old boy, you say?

Because that's the Exact look I was trying to achieve.

By The Way...

People tell Me all the time I'm Better than You.

The Names Friends Call You...

Pete...Rupert...Rick...

Not even close!