I Could...

Fall for you.

For A Split Second...

Now I now why you called me a Lucky Girl.

For a split second I was almost First.

Everything Versus Nothing...

Whereas a sexual relationship can mean Nothing...

It can also be Everything.

I miss your tongue.

Jealous Fuck...

The way I see it...

I can do either of Two Things.

Become the Jealous Fuck.

Or walk away.

Please Be You...

There was a knock at the door...

"Please be You", I thought to Myself.

And it Was...

Damon.

So Post-Modern...

I stir my Vodka with a pen.

James Spot...

The funniest thing that I overheard today...

(By Little Son while he was playing 007 on the Playstation...)

"My name is Spot.

James Spot".

Why Mary Left Joseph...

I bet Mary left Joseph...

Mary was illiterate. Otherwise She would have written the Story.

So: Because she couldn't write Her Story: I will.

This is Our Story.

Herstory.

Anyway...

When I asked him to stop...

He fucking did it.

Anyway.

Behind The Wine...

Nobody knows what it's like...

To be Behind the Wine.

The Glass...

The glass should only Ever be half-filled.

Butter Wee...

With the Life I lead I Should be mental...

But Are we?

Written On A Payslip...

I would like You to come home with me.

Thought Of The Day...

You seriously expect Me to keep this shit to Myself?

Google Earth...

How on Google-Earth did you find Me?

Alternatively..

You could just ignore Me.

The Best Respone To Kriticism When Drunk...

Me Three.

I'm Feeling A Little...

PERFUNCTORY

Done merely to get rid of a duty; performed mechanically and as a thing of rote; done in a careless and superficial manner; characterized by indifference; as, perfunctory admonitions.

Macaulay.

Truth Hurts...

So.

You're leaving Me?

About fucking time, I reckon.

Without You...

You don't deserve my loyalty.

I'm done with chasing you.

I can do this without you.

What do you think I've done for ten years. Or more.