Dennis The Penis...

Dennis the Penis.

Who says I don't rhyme?

What Gets Me Off...

It gets me off getting you off.

No No No...

I haven't said No to anybody today.

No wonder I feel like I've been fucked up the arse twice.

No Choice...

You shouldn't feel like you've got any other choice but to be here either.

Mistake...

Don't ever mistake that you are safe.

The First Five Years...

Having children doesn't ruin your Life.

It just feels that way for the first five years.

You Fuck My Body...

You fuck my body

Then ignore my mind...

Birthday Pallindrome...

06/09/06

Happy Birthday to Me!!

Happy 200th Post for News Flash!!

Crocodile Tears...

Steve Irwin- The Crocodile Hunter- died this morning near Cairns, Australia- from the result of a stingray barb directly to the lung.

Thoughts are with Terri, Bindi and baby Bob.

He was a fair dinkum Aussie and he will be sadly and fondly missed.

The Difference Between Me And You...

The difference between you and me is that I care about how you feel.

If Housework Is Nothing...

If housework is Nothing then lets see how long for that Nothing gets done.

Get A Life...

Don't tell me to Get a Life and then deny me having one.

The Barber Shop Blues...

I haven't been to the hairdresser's in fifteen years.

And even then it was a Barber Shop.

For Free...

You can laugh at my expense...

For Free.

Height Of Rudeness...

Being put on hold by a Telemarketer is...

The Height of Rudeness.

Sadly None...

Over Winter I've put on five kilos...

Sadly None of it's gone to my tits.