Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Friday, April 13, 2007

The News Is Good...

Apparently I suck.

At giving head.

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

In The Hot Seat...

There's Nothing comforting about a warm toilet seat in the morning; especially when you live in a house with three boys...

Fuck-Up...

Don't you think I heard you when you first called me a Fuck-Up?

I don't need to hear it Eleven fucking times.

Great Advice For Toddlers...

Next time...

...don't wait until you're about to shit your pants.

Guess What...

You're the one who can be replaced.