Cyber-Freak...

We don't know each other.

I could just be some sort of cyber-freak like you.

I Am A...

Monogomous Slut.

Band Wagon...

Stop trying to jump on my band wagon.

Freaks...

Some people don't like beetroot.

Freaks.

Selfishness...

The cost of being emotionally detached is selfishness.

An Orgasm A Day...

An orgasm a day keeps depression away.

So...kiss me everynight.

Make love to me everyday.

And that will be enough.

As Funny As...

You're about as funny as a horse holding a fishing rod.

Walking Into A Door...

How did I break my tail-bone?

Walking into a door.

Self-Absorption...

Self-absorption leads to the neglect of everybody around you.

I neglect everyone but me.

There's no lunch for pre-school in the morning.

The Truth Is...

You were in a cunt of a mood before we even left the house.

Weren't ya?