News Flash: October 2006

Monday, October 30, 2006

Tell me Why I don't like Mondays being played on a Thursday?

Cum Ova.

That's how the trouble begins...

I'll have a piece of your best gib.

Cos I like it.

I'm a simpler creature than you.

Don't try to fix me.

You're the one who's broken...

The truth is that I cut it.

And you don't.

So get over it.

Does fungus get it?

Don't use me as your excuse.

I don't use you for mine.

Shinjuries...injuries sustained to the shins

Hormotional...an emotional condition brought on by one's one hormones

We were at the Park...

Me: There's lot of birds around here, huh?

My Little Son: Don't say that to my cake- you'll make it scared.

I've been dying now for 11060 days.