Good Fucking Question...

If drugs are so bad for you then why do they feel so fucking good?

Go Figure...

I'm a god damn Virgo and I live in a pig-sty.

Better On Paper...

I look...better on paper.

The Big Question...

Who did the dinosaurs pray to?

You Love Bum Sex...

Things Not to write on the shower wall with foam alphabet letters- especially if your hubby isn't planning on showering that night- but your teenage son is...

You Love Bum Sex.

At least he saw the funny side of it...