The Point Is...

What's the .

Wrong Opinion...

No one ever asked you for your wrong opinion.

Round #1287...

We made up on Sunday...

It's over 'til Round #1287.

New Goals...

One beer.

One cone.

One ciggie.

Per day.

Why give up those addictions?

I've Decided...

To give my Hubby beautiful dinners for a week...

...and a head job every night.

Happy 35th Joshua

Love Buffoon x

Floaties...

I took a sip of my little Son's drink...

...and then I saw the Floaties.

The Text Buffoon Wrote...

I'll pick you up 'cos I kno how much you hate relying on anyone but your Dog Wife- and I'm going fishing on Sat and I don't give a fuck what you say.

Please Stop Trying...

Fuck me as hard as you like...

...but please Please stop trying to stab me in the arse with that penis.

Piece Of Piss...

I don't even want to be near you.

You piece of piss.

Bite Me...

You won't bite...

...because it's True.

Right Now...

I want you to leave.

I'd give anything just to see that.

And Yet...

And yet I can't rely on You for Anything.

They Know...

My children will forgive me.

They know who I am.

Still A Fuckwit...

There's no audience to see...

...but You're still a fuckwit.

You Name It...

You've found some value in Me but you still can't name it.

Good Intentions...

Good intentions don't mean shit.

Misnomer...

Intelligent white trash.

Merle's Cloud...

A cloud just went passed that looked like Old Merle.

I saw you Merle. Good one.

You knew I was looking out for you.

Things You Can't Take Back...

"I'm leaving you as soon as I don't have to rely on you".

Hubby. 4th March 2007.

Let It Go...

No wonder.

You don't bother.

I'm just a piece of shit after all.

This time has passed for us. Bye.

I'm over you, too.

Wish we could just let it go.

It was over before it began.

New Motto...

Take Nothing Back.

Before We Began...

I was seventeen with the World at my feet.

Martyr...

Martyr?

Humble.

I Lied...

If I told you that it didn't rip me apart...

I lied.

Rank...

Whose company do I prefer?

Mac. M. Twinkle Toes. CC. Daz. Jen Jen. Fido. Norty. Miss Fancy Pants. Hubby.

The First Time...

For the first time...

He said he was going to leave me and I wasn't scared.

Cold Turkey...

I gave birth naturally twice.

Going Cold Turkey should be a piece of piss.

It ain't.

Go The Fuck Ahead...

So you say you want to dump me?

Why don't you go the fuck ahead.