If He Was Me...

If He was Me...

...He would've been home by now.

Forrest Gimp...

In the tradition of Forrest Gimp...

Like is like a 69er.

You should only give as good as you get.

Klinger...

I cling to You ...

because You're all I know.

Forgive Me But...

I wouldn't want to go on Pre-Teen Big Brother.

The Generation Gap...

First there was the War babies.

Then the Baby Boomers. Then the Flower Children.

Then Generation X spawned Generation Why Me...

The Answer To Everything...

He's just got to stop believing that I'm ugly.

The Sixth Sense...

My Sixth Sense tells Me...

I say mean things.

Goodness...

Is it an act of godness; or goodness?

god...

god Was a scientist.

Available For Parties...

Only a Buffoon would wear a t-shirt that says Available For Parties.

To a Wake.

(True Story)

About Me...

Can Talk.

Dinner Invitation...

Dinner offer reduced to Cheese on Toast.

Same conditions apply.

Fuck I'm Good...

Just call Me Fig.

The Anti-Climax...

Farting whilst popping a zit.