The Seventeen Year Itch...

I'm suffering from...

The Seventeen Year Itch.

Mental Abuse...

Mental Abuse.

It's not Just words.

That's A Lie...

I tell the Truth 99% of the time.

Water War...

I just heard on the radio that a 66 year old Grandfather was kicked and bashed to death in his front garden by a 36 year old man.

He had been watering his lawn. And there are strict water restrictions in place.

The Water War has begun.

I hate being right.

I'm Scared...

That I won't get a Chance to regret This.

Tonight...

I'll wear his jumper to bed for the last time.

Somewhere Else...

I'd rather be Somewhere Else.

These Days...

I've been touching Myself with fingers that wish they were Yours.

The Jingle Ball...

A great name for a Nudist's Christmas party.