P.S For My Hubby...

You are so Not cute.

The News Is Good...

Apparently I suck.

At giving head.

In The Hot Seat...

There's Nothing comforting about a warm toilet seat in the morning; especially when you live in a house with three boys...

Fuck-Up...

Don't you think I heard you when you first called me a Fuck-Up?

I don't need to hear it Eleven fucking times.

Great Advice For Toddlers...

Next time...

...don't wait until you're about to shit your pants.

Guess What...

You're the one who can be replaced.