I Could...

Fall for you.

For A Split Second...

Now I now why you called me a Lucky Girl.

For a split second I was almost First.

Everything Versus Nothing...

Whereas a sexual relationship can mean Nothing...

It can also be Everything.

I miss your tongue.

Jealous Fuck...

The way I see it...

I can do either of Two Things.

Become the Jealous Fuck.

Or walk away.

Please Be You...

There was a knock at the door...

"Please be You", I thought to Myself.

And it Was...

Damon.

So Post-Modern...

I stir my Vodka with a pen.

James Spot...

The funniest thing that I overheard today...

(By Little Son while he was playing 007 on the Playstation...)

"My name is Spot.

James Spot".

Why Mary Left Joseph...

I bet Mary left Joseph...

Mary was illiterate. Otherwise She would have written the Story.

So: Because she couldn't write Her Story: I will.

This is Our Story.

Herstory.

Anyway...

When I asked him to stop...

He fucking did it.

Anyway.

Behind The Wine...

Nobody knows what it's like...

To be Behind the Wine.

The Glass...

The glass should only Ever be half-filled.

Butter Wee...

With the Life I lead I Should be mental...

But Are we?

Written On A Payslip...

I would like You to come home with me.

Thought Of The Day...

You seriously expect Me to keep this shit to Myself?

Google Earth...

How on Google-Earth did you find Me?

Alternatively..

You could just ignore Me.

The Best Respone To Kriticism When Drunk...

Me Three.

I'm Feeling A Little...

PERFUNCTORY

Done merely to get rid of a duty; performed mechanically and as a thing of rote; done in a careless and superficial manner; characterized by indifference; as, perfunctory admonitions.

Macaulay.

Truth Hurts...

So.

You're leaving Me?

About fucking time, I reckon.

Without You...

You don't deserve my loyalty.

I'm done with chasing you.

I can do this without you.

What do you think I've done for ten years. Or more.

I Hope...

My silence is as disturbing to Him as what his is to mine.

Nothing Left...

I'm Always going to defend Myself.

No other cunt will.

Think about Every nasty thing you've said and done.

For seventeen years.

And then tell Me how I should feel towards you.

There is Nothing left.

Thanks...

Thanks for giving me Our kids.

I know you didn't mean (or want) to.

His Mission...

Why is it his mission in Life to bring Me down?

The Love Of My Life...

The Love of my Life...

Won't make (or let) me doubt Myself.

I Do...

Everytime I take You back I feel like a fucking idiot.

I'm Nothing to you.

Remember?

Because I Sure-the-fuck Do.

It's Different...

This time I won't be asking him to come back home...

This time...

It's Different.

By The Way...

Where's my fucking toaster???

How The Tables Turn...

Now He is throwing sex at Me!

Articulating Madness...

I can articulate madness.

That's what makes Me sane.

Explains It All...

Seeing as I am the Fuckwit that you claim I Appear to be...

What-else-the-Fuck did you expect?

No wonder I've been too busy to call.

That Explains it All.

What Do You Prefer?

The Music?

Or the Words?

Two Wrongs...

One thing I'll never do is give up on Us.

You won't make me go away easily...

I'll always be this way. You're mine. Even when you don't think so.

If I've fucked up in Every way then so did You.

I know now that two wrongs don't make a right.

I need you to forgive Me and start being nice again.

I want you to fall in love with Me again.

You have to want Me back.

Kaleidoscope...

Little Son looked through a kaleidoscope...

And said, "Mummy! You're full of stars!"

The Bottom Line...

The Bottom Line is...

I don't want somebody who doesn't want Me.

I gave you the benefit of the doubt.

I believed you when you said you wouldn't lie to me again.

You didn't prove me wrong; everything I believed to be true and would happen; it has.

I've played the victim as long as I've known you; there are reasons why and you know

what they are because you largely caused them.

I don't need your fucking favours.

Or your invalid reasons and excuses.

You can shove them up your well-fucked arse.

Great Expectations...

People come to expect entitlements.

I Wish...

That I could lock the door.

Once and for all.

On You.

Done...

It really is Done.

Because I'll Never trust you again.

Remember This...

You're the one who's leaving me.

Time To Go...

You won't miss me.

That's how I know it's time to go.

Quick Enough...

He couldn't get out of here.

Quick enough.

The Last Ten Years...

The last ten years...

Have been debilatating.

Two Fuckheads...

We aren't some Entity...

We are just Two Fuckheads.

Who fuck.

At Least...

My character has never been up before a Judge.

Too Far Gone...

This time I think We're too far gone.

The Impossible Dream...

I don't want a fuck.

I want him to fall in love with me again.

News Flash...

This time I'm not going to expect a fucking thing.

Thin...

What's keeping Me thin?

Junk.

To Coin A Word...

If something is Googleable it must somehow exist.

Lucridty; the demonstrating of ludicrous behaviour.

As in; the Lucridity of Twink.

That's All Folks...

Enough's Enough, People...

I'm outta here.

You've Just Lost...

Keep sticking up for Her...

You've just lost. Your Wife. And Kids.

I Can...

I Can do this alone.

I'll just have to get used to it.

Fast.

My Poem...

For the first time ever you get no say.

Fuck you and your silent way.

Liar...

Lie in someone else's bed.

Revenge...

I fucking begged you to stay last night.

And you walked away.

Said you needed space.

Revenge. It's going to be fucking sweet.

The Town Bike...

What did You think was gonna happen?

Did you expect me to be friends with Her again?

Affairs Of The Heart...

It's Not just sex...

It can also be Betrayal.

Unforgiven...

Just because you've forgiven Yourself doesn't mean I will.

My Side...

I tell My side of the story.

Casualty Of Love...

The first casualty of (war)love is lies (truth).

Fuckable...

Fuckable...

...but Unlikeable.

Slogans Heroes..

I wanna know.

Who writes the slogans?

Not Hot...

I may not be hot...

But I'm still one of the most interesting people I've ever met.

Here Without You...

He only likes Me when...

...He's off his head.

Evil Bitch...

I am an evil bitch.

When I want to be.

Fucked Up...

Maybe I am fucked up...

...but I'd still rather be Me than You.

Negative Positive...

Because its Not a positive if you are doing it with anyone but Me.

Lest Ye Be Judged...

Judge me as the person I am today.

On Cheating...

Only cheat.

For a reason.

Telemarketer...

I got jealous.

Over a telemarketer.

She was a Skank. And for a moment I hated her.

And I don't hate Anyone.