James Spot...

The funniest thing that I overheard today...

(By Little Son while he was playing 007 on the Playstation...)

"My name is Spot.

James Spot".

Why Mary Left Joseph...

I bet Mary left Joseph...

Mary was illiterate. Otherwise She would have written the Story.

So: Because she couldn't write Her Story: I will.

This is Our Story.

Herstory.

Anyway...

When I asked him to stop...

He fucking did it.

Anyway.

Behind The Wine...

Nobody knows what it's like...

To be Behind the Wine.

The Glass...

The glass should only Ever be half-filled.