I've stabbed my own scar
I've won twenty dollars at a trivia night and movie tix off the radio
I've cooked four awesome kebabs
Decided that the Howler Monkey is my favourite animal at the zoo
Picked all colours of odd things out of my teeth with a nail file
Won a fluffy stubby holder that could double as a cocksock
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