Me Myself Eye...

For those of you who don't know-

My other(bigger better badder) blog can be found at rnbuffoon.blogspot.com

My Day So Far...

I've made the beds and I'm fucking bored.

Phone-a-phobe...

My Hubby is a Phone-a-phobe.

He won't even ring for pizza.

Whoops...

I spat on the ground...

And the dog ate my Pleurisy.

Useless Fact #793...

I'm wearing a too-small jumper that used to belong to my Eldest Son.

Apparently I'm the same size as a twelve-year-old boy.

If I Should Die...

If I should die before I wake...

at least I'll be asleep and will never know.

Tastes like shit...

If it tastes like shit...don't eat it.

Egg...

How pathetic would you feel if you got caught shop-lifting an egg?

Big Brother...

Don't judge Big Brother contestants.

For some of them this is probably the first group of friends they've ever had.

Working-Life Of A House-Wife...

In my entire adult life I have only worked for two weeks and ten days.

My New Nick-Name...

The Pantless Face-Planter.

The wall hurts.

As If...

As if Gerald McBoing-Boing would have any friends...

Now We Know...

Being personable gets you nowhere.

Truth Be Told...

I'd rather not have my fifteen minutes of fame.

Jumping The Gun...

I'm always jumping the gun.

Makes me sorta glad that I'm not a man...

How Happy Can You Get...

I was so happy and excited that I think I ovulated.