Monday, June 12, 2006

Egg...

How pathetic would you feel if you got caught shop-lifting an egg?

2 comments:

Enchantress said...

This just struck me the right way, this morning. I nearly peed my pants! I envisioned a security officer holding someone in custody trying to rationalize with the perp the reason behind the theft. Oh, man...I think I need a drink.

Miss Construed... said...

This was a question I asked of my Hubby the other day- since we got our new car the payments are killing us, and we needed one single egg so we could make some rissoles for dinner- so I Can imagine the perp; it's probably someone desperate the day before pay-day- like me!

Plus- I have opened many an egg carton to find only eleven in there; so it made me wonder- who are the people pilfering a single egg- perhaps for rissoles like me, or perhaps to bake a cake or to give their toddler a scrambled googie for breakfast?

And then I went over to my Mother's and 'stole' myself half a dozen and a tin of red salmon!

It must be in my convict blood!