These are just the nibblies. Yes; that's what I said. And if I see any of these little ditties on a coffee cup without my permission they'll be trouble.
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Monday, June 12, 2006
Egg...
How pathetic would you feel if you got caught shop-lifting an egg?
This just struck me the right way, this morning. I nearly peed my pants! I envisioned a security officer holding someone in custody trying to rationalize with the perp the reason behind the theft. Oh, man...I think I need a drink.
This was a question I asked of my Hubby the other day- since we got our new car the payments are killing us, and we needed one single egg so we could make some rissoles for dinner- so I Can imagine the perp; it's probably someone desperate the day before pay-day- like me!
Plus- I have opened many an egg carton to find only eleven in there; so it made me wonder- who are the people pilfering a single egg- perhaps for rissoles like me, or perhaps to bake a cake or to give their toddler a scrambled googie for breakfast?
And then I went over to my Mother's and 'stole' myself half a dozen and a tin of red salmon!
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This just struck me the right way, this morning. I nearly peed my pants! I envisioned a security officer holding someone in custody trying to rationalize with the perp the reason behind the theft. Oh, man...I think I need a drink.
This was a question I asked of my Hubby the other day- since we got our new car the payments are killing us, and we needed one single egg so we could make some rissoles for dinner- so I Can imagine the perp; it's probably someone desperate the day before pay-day- like me!
Plus- I have opened many an egg carton to find only eleven in there; so it made me wonder- who are the people pilfering a single egg- perhaps for rissoles like me, or perhaps to bake a cake or to give their toddler a scrambled googie for breakfast?
And then I went over to my Mother's and 'stole' myself half a dozen and a tin of red salmon!
It must be in my convict blood!
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